愚人节短信
愚人节短信
紧急提醒：近日恐有雷电现象，出门时请把手机放在头上并将充电器连线插上拖于身后，用于避雷，切记！
手机免费通话秘技：有电话呼入时在第二次振铃前按54sg后按关机，此时通话免费。
这是一封精心设计的短信，将你的手机上下颠倒看，将会欣赏到奇妙的图案……手机颠来倒去好玩吗？
据美国麻省理工大研究发现，打手机前把手机在水中泡1分钟，可完全避免电磁波对人体大脑的辐射，切记！
尊敬的用户：您好！因你的手机外型难看，式样过时，已严重影响市容市貌，且阻碍了移动通讯业务的发展，本台决定于10分钟后发射信号摧毁该手机！
你如果收到本信息，证明你手机已感染病毒，请马上取出手机卡，用汽油刷洗。
考考你：世界上的猪一夜之间都死光了该怎么办？(打一歌名)《至少还有你》呀！
给你讲个故事，从前有个笨蛋，他非常笨，别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答“没有”，这个故事你听过吗？
做家具的是木材，懂诗词的是秀才，众人想的是钱财，被培养的是人才，女人要的是身材，发消息的是天才，正看短信的是蠢才！
你帅呆了，酷毙了，简直无法比喻了，你头顶锅盖手拎白菜，总以为自己是东方不败，其实你是傻瓜二代！
测试一下普通话，请大声朗读下面的诗：暗石绿，暗石竹，暗石透春绿，暗石透春竹。
这是一首李白的诗，请大声朗读：卧室春绿，握梅又闻花，我只会中第，邀文卧室睡，卧室知春绿。
肺活量自测小技巧：放完屁后，低头猛吸，然后观察周围之人有无闻到异味。如有，则须按此法加强锻炼；如无，则证明你乃超人！
报告：您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康，请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。
啊！您，是如此的雍容华贵，风情万种，怪不得，大伙儿都说你……臃肿！
注意了，先看看你的左边，再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病，他的特征是：拿着手机东张西望。
通知：明天上午有领导视查工作，各位同事请按要求统一着装。男士：西装领带短裤拖鞋；女士：泳装西裤皮鞋！
紧急提醒：近日恐有龙卷风天气，出门时务必随身携带两个10公斤重的哑铃，以免被狂风卷上西天。体重轻于50公斤者须加倍。
地震台预测：今晚至明晨有微型地震，为了您的安全，请今晚包着棉被，头戴马桶，鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
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